what are your pronouns?
Anonymous

blastortoise:

He/him/ but I much prefer My Lord/My liege/

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/
Neptune
24,090 plays

bondge:

the sounds of neptune captured from the nasa voyager 

funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

actuallygrimes:

cat-pic:

まんまる猫!! http://nekopple.com

YES

actuallygrimes:

cat-pic:

まんまる猫!! http://nekopple.com

YES

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush


top care

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

top care

corpsepaintprincess:

hoshee:

"Cishet white males don’t understand-" you know what, maybe we do.

hey guys cishet white males understand a lot of things. examples

  • how to play call of duty modern warfare
  • how to play call of duty black ops
  • how to play call of duty modern warfare 2
  • how to play call of duty black ops 2
  • how to play call of duty ghosts

and those are just SOME of the call of duty games that cishet white males understand

Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*