accidentally typing “teh” instead of “the”
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account